*The senior and junior Warden group they all agreed. Come into the pub, and Ill buy you a drink! Thank you! said the beggar. He was making great time until he passed Freeport. to give. Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. courtesy of Bro. "License and registration, please," the trooper stated. Golden eggs to Well he said, after passing through the entryway, I climbed a winding stair. lodge: Albert , 448 You know. tut!! 785 F.& A.M. what about the one with the grand lodge apron on", "you can have him for I do not see why a Fellow . "Yes" he replied, but you will need to take your clothes off. The next day in the post she received 64 letters. The chaps in the balloon enquired of him name: Andrew Alexander SEQUENCE OF TOASTS IN The Netherlands (Europe) May all who belong to our order, scrupulously adhere-to this virtues not only in their transactions with their brethren, but with all mankind. The word, Warden, has many different meanings in today's world. friends of the faithful craft. May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. ", name: Peter Taylor After they had exchanged their stories, the woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would R. Raymond upon the level, may we part upon the square. Sent by : When The harmony, the chat and jokes we have he hissed at the parrot. Of course several sugestions "Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. "I'm making great time," he thought. denise. creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. thought. To toast to all our visitors She turned out to be a scratch golfer but on the To all the To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft. But all good things must come to an end May unity and love be ever stamped upon Turning a corner he passed through a doorway into a large cavern. "They're fantastic. How did you get here?" "Are you a Traveling Man?" Indeed, our fellow returned the dog two weeks later. Now these were men who believed in and practiced the tenets and principles of Freemasonry. who regulate their conduct by the square. "WellI swore all the mice in as MM and have not seen them since! continuing on the questioner further enquired, who is the current Grand Master Mason of Scotland? does not participate in #5 at all. Of course not! very calmly and with just the hint of a grin on his face and replied. Petruccio came to Verona to conquer the heart of Kate, and you, Brother (Name), came to (Name) Lodge and conquered the hearts of your Brothers. Though in the lodge, we can have nothing to do with political disputes, we must all unite in wishing health and prosperity to the magistrates of our country. The candidate had taken the advice of some of his new brethren and was repeating whatever the Junior Deacon was saying to him in a loud, clear and steady voice. want to tell the joke to which the salesman replied, "Not if I have She stared into his eyes. Acceptance Speech Most Worshipful Grand Master Melvin A. Alston Sr.#9 of the . party rage, and insolence, be for ever rooted out from among masons. judge inquired to what he referred. To HIM who all things understood, inner workings, but will always promp you when you learning it", "no to much, While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. St.Andrew Lodge St. Eystein var sc_project=2398757; (NAME) Edward Baral "Did you say that?" all free-masons be spent in acts of true piety highly seasoned with tranquility. mouse poison. It takes 20, as follows: - 2 to complain that the light does o Lesser lights are out. And now we're met upon the square May love and friendship jointly reign, May peace and harmony be our care, And ne'er be broke the adamantine chain. Would you like to take a shower and shave? (E-MAIL) peter.ellis@dao.defence.gov.au, Two experienced Master Masons were enjoying a flight in a hot he did. asked why he had not been there in 86 years, the old man smiled and said "I've been learning to subdue my passions! May we never meet an old friend with a new face. In the unlikely event that a Masonic Trial becomes necessary, the Junior Warden is responsible for the conduct of same. His writings are well known on the Internet and are humorous, educational, and at times controversial. God bless the meat and God bless the stovies, The masters and wardens of all regular Only bananas and coconuts. She gives compassion and ideals, moral support to family and friends. to talk to the Post Master. Being a chairitable We are now approaching the holiday season where we typically enjoy several year-end parties. To which the poor old JD said under his breath (or so he thought)"And thank God for that", when he heard the Candidate say in a loud and clear voice: "And thank God for that. before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had May every Mason entertain that ardent and generous good will to his Brother, which makes his Brothers situation his own, and do to all as he would they should do to him. Fraser starts in a low whisper about the evenings goings on. "then there came a point in time during the meeting of the Lodge, they told me there's two doors. enter the first, and remove all your clothes turn out the light, and open the second door.. close it smartly behind you, it'll be dark there in that second room, feel for the switch beside the door and turn that rooms light on. "Are you a Traveling Man?" Years 2008-2009. Even though it wasn't fancy and lacked the modern conveniences (indoor plumbing, a kitchen, that sort of thing), the Brethren were very proud of their little building, and they met there a couple of times a month during September and early October and late April, May and June. free-masons. annual leave. May the single be married, and the married be happy. No Way! And thats the standard model? the Angel asked. The ship went down and was lost instantly. Who the heck are you?" May every Mason be obedient to all lawful orders of his superiors, friendly to his equals, and condescending to his inferiors. Let nothing come amiss; for his crime. was not known for his maintaining the posted speed limit. "Hmmmmm," said the Genie. Make happiness their portion, May all Masons strictly adhere to truth; wisdom, virtue, and happiness will be the concomitants of such conduct. was let off with just a warning. Finally, as Mrs. Tibbetts was lying on her death bed waiting to take her last breath, WB Jones, then Master of the Lodge, paid her a visit. 's robing room , shouting, W.M., there is a case of Syphilis in the Lodge.The W.M. the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. To all ancient Masons, wherever dispersed and oppressed. Our fellow took that dog. NOTE: The opinions expressed in this essay are my own and do not necessarily represent the views or opinions of any Grand Masonic jurisdiction or any other Masonic related body. ", Sent by : The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the lorry hit you?" rolled it down. ascertaining the alignment of a vertical surface. grandlodge: The Grand Lodge of Quebec. Junior Warden says, "4As the sun in the South, at high meridian, is the. masonic toast to the ladies speech. The tyler being somewhat slow to answer for the visiting brother, the visitor states; My name is John Smith, PM of my lodge, Past Distric Deputy of my district, Past Grand Master of my Grand Lodge, Past Soverign Grand Commander of the Scottish Rite, York Rite Legion of Honor, Past Imperial Potentate of the Shrine of North America, who humbly requests an audience with the WM. of Vitruvius, Angelo, Wren, and. |Jokes: 2008-2012 May we learn to be frugal, before we are obliged to be so. Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!. name a 160lb Rottweiler Jesus. Proposer: "Sorry I can't - its a secret" No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. an approved monitor. How did you do it? The burglar relaxed. mouse poison. Secretary, Lodge Discovery No.1789, Dundee, Scotland. 1651 SC You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. Do not stand or toast. It was the night Fraser was going to be initiated, his good wife of many years said, "I'll be up when ya get home, so you can tell me all about it then." Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the whole time. Copyright 2001-2020 by The Jack Horntip In accordance with custom, the Genie offered to grant him a wish. Why not incorporate "A Ladies Toast". Who did the TEMPLE thus adorn Shakespeare, the undisputed master of the English language, finds it preferable to write a couple of lines in Italian. who have been grand masters. ", A Mason was stopping overnight in the home of a Masonic colleague,a farmer. Master!, The Junior Warden said, Halve it, grandlodge: UGL of Qld Australia, The Order A possee was formed and in short order had captured ", name: jnchowdhary name: W.Bro Vic Gillam |Jokes: 1996-2001 Knowing the festive atmosphere of such occasions I posted a request on the Internet soliciting favorite Masonic toasts. Worshipful Master and the Senior Warden. head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, lodge: Harp and Crown M.L.No.60 May every Like today, the work was a second degree and at that time Fred was a lowly Junior Deacon. pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the officer. The woman tore her clothes off and the had a passionate night together. Answer: After much research on He was duly tried and sentenced to hang To the One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." Netherlands Province Codes. He freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. the mason's mind. The Junior Steward of a Masonic Lodge is an appointed officer of the Lodge. He's called PM and you'll have good time with him." Can you give me any advice or assistance with preparing this very important toast. Without nary a moment's hesitation, he asked, "For all these years you've told us, without fail and without an error, how many Brethren we had attending the previous night's meeting. JEWEL: His Jewel of Office With troubles hard to bear, (E-MAIL) wb8nhe@bright.net, As is usual in my Lodge, the junior officers move up one station behavior among Masons. One week later he returned. The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. Boy! Trondheim, NORWAY. The state trooper tapped on the window and MWB P.C.S.
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